GO GO GO GO GO.

James Earl Jones Eizo Horiguchi is still contemplating who the hell in the class actually likes him enough to not kill him on sight when he's kicked out of the school building. Three, by the way. Outside, he wants to see Haruki, but when some girl who turns out to be Kyoko Nozaki shows up instead, he's not disappointed. Turns out she's looking for Haruki too, so Eizo suggests a threesome. Lighthouse orgy! When Haruki shows up, they leave, come back for Keitaro, and miss him. Shit. [H3-H2]

Kiku Mori's boyfriend is a little bitch. Who loves her. This prompts Kiku to put them 'on a break', which is Kikuspeak for 'I want to get pregnant by someone else'. However, Dai has to wait until the Programme to actually air this grievance. It's the Greater Republic of East Asia version of going on Rikki Lake. Only you get knives. [H3-H4]

Seira Asagiri begins the version pissed at Akemi for not even looking in her direction. According to the Flashback moment that follows, it's not the first time Akemi has been Not Nice. Wow, Akemi, you bitch. Anyway, Seira leaves the school and realises she's been given a katana. You rock on, there, Seira. [H3-H2]

Yuya Murakami still regrets just not listening to his freakin' mother and not coming along on this trip. Oh, well. At least he got a wakizashi! With that discovery, he toddles off to meet his butt buddy in I1. Meanwhile, his mother discovers his inclusion in the Programme right as the government soldier shows up to tell her. Timing is key in this business, clearly. [I2-I1]

Mimiko Hashimoto still has a family member who calls her by the wrong name. I'm almost sorry it isn't a boyfriend - you can't dump family. Next flashback and it's Mimiko in a bitchfight with her mother while the Programme plays in the background. Anyway, meanwhile, Rukia and Mimiko are just getting comfortable when something comes through the window. That would be a grenade. Shit. Mimiko is thrown to the floor and, abandoning Rukia, flees the building before blacking out. Man, and I thought you were nice, Mimiko. [J2]

Kiku Mori again, and Daisuke is pissed off that Kiku slept with someone else. While they were on their break thing. He saved her from being raped, so she has to stay with him forever or something. Oh, Daisuke. You keep on truckin', little fella. He's interrupted by the approach of someone else. [H4]

Emi Sekiyama... again. The prospect of having attracted a rape baby sends her into an tizzy and she tries to back off a cliff. Tatsutarou, pulling her back, is rewarded with a scratch to the face, a lot of screaming in his ear and, uh... his collar blowing up. Emi, burned, throws up on Tatsutarou, steals his stuff and leaves. Sounds like a night out in Oxford to me. [I5]
DEATH: Tatsutarou Iwamoto
WOUND: Emi Sekiyama - burns to hands/face

Harumi Munemura flashes back to stumbling across a copy of The Programme on DVD, and has to ask the cashier what the collars do. Now she gets to see one in the, uh, flesh as she hears one blow up nearby and moves to investigate the sound. [H4-I4]

Aiko Sakada and her disturbing icon flashes back to kids bullying her... and her father telling her to stop the hell crying, it's making him look bad. In front of who, exactly? *stares* Anyway, Aiko, deciding that the best way in which to protect Mimiko from nothing is blowing her up, promptly does so. Realising that that has backfired, she runs in and finds Rukia, who coughs up blood and tells her to... leave her and save Mimiko. Aiko does so. So we know who the HBIC of the Nice Girls is. Aiko goes back once the HBIC is safe, to find Rukia dying. She has just enough to tim to tell her it was her who killed her. [J2]
DEATH: Rukia Makaki

Taro Hanazawa wakes up to find Atsuo Katsumoto jabbing him in the side. Taro gets up and strips off. To change, you perverts. Taro finds his weapon, a glass cutter, and then discusses with Atsuo the possibility of someone having an escape plan, the answer being 'no'. Before they can do much else, they hear a godawful lot of screaming... and an explosion. So in the smartest move made all version so far, they book it. [I4-J5]

Following Zarrah's example and bolding snatched NPCs. What would you guys do without us. Hey, at least we're updating.

[[H3-J2]] Aiko Sakada, whose first name I keep misreading as Akio, BTW, never used to watch the Program. She's definitely regretting that decision now, and I can't say I blame her, considering the TV habits of most of her classmates. Although I have to wonder if watching the Program would really make a difference for Aiko, who confuses her grenades for rocks at first. That's the kind of thing television can't really teach you. Aiko is determined to save her bestie, Mimiko Birchall, and when she sees Mimiko being ~*~attacked~*~ by Rukia, she takes her chance. By throwing a grenade at the two of them. Oh, okay.

[[H3]] Kei Aihara's death post. She dreams about being in Africa, but I totally didn't know it was a dream at first, which was kind of hilarious. She also flakes on Fuuka right before the trip, telling her they can't room together because Kei has to study for a final. Yep, you know Fuuka. What a crazy partier. Kei would never get the chance to study if they roomed together. :|

[[H3]] Kei Aihara's death post, part II. Kei's mom was a Program winner. :O! That's me being shocked. She ended up killing Kei's dad, who was named Keita. Ahaha I see what you did there. So anyway, Kei returns to the bunker with her gun, getting shot by a soldier on her way back, and fires at Hiroto Toriumi. She fails. And gets shot many more times. And it's not like killing the proctor would have stopped the game. Most likely, they just would have called Ms. Sandy Vag out of retirement. But oh well. Kei realizes that she is dying and shoots herself in the head so that the government can't say they killed her. :C

[[H3-G3]] Miyako Kitagawa is all, "no way, this is bullshit!" However, the game being bullshit doesn't stop Kei from dying, or Miyako from getting thrown a bag and being told to GTFO. Which she does, running until she finds the ranger station and Aimi Katsu. The two girls settle down for a bitching session and kinda sorta joke around about their fattie classmates and shitty weapons before Aimi is like, "Wait, we can't make jokes, this is srs bsns! >:|" Oh, and Miyako has a gun, so suddenly any shitty weapon jokes she tries to make will just seem mocking. The two girls decide to try and pick up two more people before coming up with a plan. Why two more people? Don't ask me, but two is my favorite number, so I approve.

[[H3-I3]] Kazuhiro Tsukino is pretty much fucked in every major way. Like, his family are all judging him and how he does in the Program rather than being upset that he's there in the first place. And he's gay. I'm getting really tired of repeating the fact that Kei dies in the classroom, so let's move on, shall we? Kaz runs into Kenta Kobayashi. Kenta is desperate to team up with anyone, even someone who never paid attention to him in school. He also has a video camera and wants to film the Program. Which is already being broadcast live on television. Oh, okay. Kaz is already feeling like a tard for agreeing to this alliance, but it's TOO LATE NOW. :|

[[H3-H5]] Miki Honda is like, WHAT DID I TELL YOU STUPID BITCHES?! when she figures out what's going on. She is, in fact, so pissed about this whole turn of events that she stomps out of the bunker without a second glance and then immediately feels really bad because everyone's going to, like, die, and she'll never see them again. But enough about that. Let's get to the important part of this post: the part where Miki strips in front of the cameras. EIGHTY THREE. Oh, and she discovers that her weapon is a machine gun and is all, "I'm not going to play, rlllllly!" Yes, this is me believing you. :| LET'S TALK AGAIN AT MID-GAME, MIKI, AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL.

[[H2-G2]] Kenji Matsuda has decided that even though his class has been put onto a televised fight to the death, HE IS STILL REPRESENTING THEM, DAMMIT. Watch out, guys, if you run into him on the mountain, he'll make you bow or something. He struts his stuff by stumbling over some rocks and falling on his ass - I'm sure the cameras are loving it. Nothing is funnier than a teenage boy carrying a cheese knife and climbing a mountain, after all. Anyway, Kenji is determined not to die bloody, panicked and screaming like all the kids he used to laugh at on TV. LOL okay, sure thing.

[[H3]] Fuuka Kuroki is just about the saddest fat girl in Japan (and probably one of the only fat girls in Japan) when she realizes that her class has been chosen for the Program. She becomes even sadder when she realizes that their arena is basically on a mountain. Oh, and she only has like three friends, and one of them is already dead. (Don't feel too bad, Fuuka - it's only a matter of time before the others follow!) And she's dumb. Well, somebody is feeling very sorry for herself, isn't she? :| Man up, Fuuka!

[[I4-I5]] Emi Sekiyama is back. She and Tatsutarou discuss their crappy weapons - well, Tatsutarou discusses while Emi mostly sits there being terrified. Because the whole death thing has turned out to be... not a joke. P.S., Tatsutarou is the son of a rapist. Emi does not approve. D:< So of course Tatsutarou takes the opportunity to confess his like-like for her. Oh, dear. :O

[[H3-I4]] Taro Hanazawa has just been accused of rape, but at least it's a nice night outside. He explains to Douchey Daisuke that he and Kiku hooked up while Daisuke and Kiku were on a break, so everything is A-OK and nobody was raped! Taro, like many others in his class, has watched the Program before and knows what's up. Although how the hell he managed to concentrate on anything with all his 9,001 siblings jabbering away is beyond me. Taro, unlike many others in his class, has monophobia. And can't get any service on his cell phone. This does not bode well.

Another version, another round of your favourite OC syn!... Your only OC syn. Sucks to be you guys.
Also, grabbed NPCs have been bolded for your convenience. Never, ever say I'm not good to you.

To start with some blasts from the past, don't miss Hisa Aimono's death post or Masayuki Fujimura and Miyuki Ishida's winner's posts! \o/

We start with our new proctor, Hiroto Toriumi, and his display of pistol whipping, student shooting and general lulz. Check this post for the map and weapons lists. [H3]
DEATH: Kei Aihara

Emi Sekiyama leaves the school in shock, realising as many have done before her that no, you may not wear those shoes in a harsh natural environment. Emi and the Gaywads spend a delightful evening watching the Programme on three way calling in Flashbackland, before she finds herself outside the Visitor's Centre with one Tatsutarou Iwamoto on the inside. [H3-I4]

Akio Hayakawa has made it clear two lines in that he is That Kid. Leaving the school, he is confronted with Hikari Minami, The Blind Kid, who without her cane is now falling around all over the place. In a surprising twist, he neither kills her nor watches her struggles with amusement, but rather helps her up. You know, I hear rape is even more of a surprise when you're blind. [H3]

Taro Hanazawa kicks girls. That monster. When it's his turn to get up, he is kind enough to inform the class that he is, despite throwing up on the floor, alright. Upon leaving the school, he encounters Daisuke Arai, who gets straight down and into business - he accuses Taro of raping his pregnant girlfriend. An interesting way of avoiding alimony there, sir. [H7]

Harumi Munemura's weapon brings to mind her grandmother. Don't worry, they only massacred plants with it. Another Programme watcher, Hurumi knows what to expect from the Programme and understandably isn't very excited about it. She moves east. [H3-H4]

Kana Minamino would be perfectly fine with the gruesome murder of her classmates as long as the affair smelled of roses. Also, she has slept with Akio. Watch out for Dog Flu. She also leaves at the same time as her ex-boyfriend Kenji in the most awkward leaving scene ever. Not long out of the school, she finds herself with one Katashi Oshiro. [H3-G5]

Masakichi Baba needs to wash his mouth out. Also, his one goal in life, the universe and the Battle Royale Programme is to protect his sister, Honami Baba, a task he gets underway with as soon as he leaves the school and finds her. Finding shelter together, the two of them are quickly disturbed by a figure. Spoiler: It's Keitaro Miyagi. [H3-G1]

Mimiko Hashimoto opens with a flashback of someone calling her Keiko. Girls have broken up with boyfriends for less. Also, she lost a best friend in that shooting. How dare you jest about this. Out on the island, she quickly finds a clinic and takes shelter in there, whereupon she drops her bag, trashes the place and loses her weapon. Tch, women. The commotion attracts Rukia Makaki. [H3-J2]

Yuya Murakami's invalid mother, in a display of the excellent parental 'oh shit' sense, doesn't want him to go on the trip. Yuya, in an excellent display of teenage apathy, goes on the trip. And learns a valuable lesson to listen to his parents. Too bad he'll be too dead to apply it. Hey, his words, not mine. His fuckbuddy best friend best fuckbuddy Junpei Aiba slips him a note in the chaos, and the two meet outside. [H3-I2]

Akimitchi Tsurikan likes to watch Kiku and lament about her having been defiled. I'm sure she's touched. In the classroom, he wishes for them both to be sent home, but is told where to get off, and finds himself outside with a knife. He is also a bit of a crybaby. God, man, you'd think you were going to die or something. [H3-H4]

Screw edits, I'll just make a new post. It will be blessedly short.

Raina Yoshizawa keeps a diary chronicling her time before the program. Did you know it's not rape if she gave him a turtle first? Neither did Raina. She takes the diary to the island with her, where it doesn't survive much longer than she did.

Kinuka Asano realises belatedly that all of her work has been done for her, leaving only one student on the island for her to kill before she can go and live the live of the Human Clown Car in peace. Also, WIN OR DIE TRYING - AS IN BALLET, AS IN LIFE. D:< Miyuki and Kinuka share the pre-requisite top two banter - Miyuki killed Suzuka, Kinuka 'killed' Seikou, you cunt, ett before the final fight. [C7-D6]

Mee-yucky Eye-shy-duh's... father is waiting for the final results of the program to be announced. Not her boyfriend's father as I've been convinced of since first reading the post. Siigh. Meanwhile, Miyuki is in the middle of her final showdown with Raiden, ending in Raiden's rather messy death. Miyuki barely has the time to recover from killing the last of her friends before Kinuka Asano shows up - and the two have the most entertaining cat final two fight I've ever seen. [D6] FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Miyuki Ishida vs Kinuka Asano

MIYUKI WINS

It's the FINAL REPORT, with Kasumi Ren reading out the names of the dead - Itsuo Tateno, Raiden Shindou and Kinuka Asano - and telling Miyuki Ishida to get herself back to the school, sharpish.

Kinuka Asano is being choked to death in a muddy puddle. Not very dignified, so she chooses to spend her last few moments fantasising of her daughter.

I DID A SYN. SOMEONE GIVE ME A COOKIE. :| (I'll edit this with the final posts.)

And we kick off with Report #11! Six hours, one report to go and we have... er. Five? Students left? No, wait, I can't read. FOUR students. Laaawl.

Sakura Tsumatsu's death post reveals that Sakura got a little busy with her pen and paper before Kinuka Asano and her untimely death came along. Since Kinuka didn't bother her backside to pick up these bits of paper, it's being left to someone else to do it. [C7]

Miyuki Ishida flashes back to a meeting with her drug dealer, where the saucy little druggie minx exchanges her fellow students' sobriety for the ability to concentrate during the day. Oh, Miyuki, you superstar. Meanwhile, Itsuo Tateno has confessed his rather odd method of showing he cares and Miyuki is far from impressed. The two discuss their kills and program journeys before the rather dangerous (for Itsuo, anyway) subject of Seikou Ishida comes up. Itsuo lies like a rug and still doesn't avoid Miyuki's ire, ending in her angrily telling him she's been playing to win from the start and running down every kill she's made. [D6]

Ryo Ikeuchi's death post, in which Ryo is determined to die alone exactly like everyone said he would, telling Itsuo Tateno to get the hell away from him and let him do that. Meanwhile, back in Haramachi, Ryo's mother gives birth to her second son as she watches Ryo's dramatic exit from the program. And then, uh. Ten years later. :| Oh lord. Just read it and stop being lazy.

Itsuo Tateno is unimpressed with Miyuki's determination to win because he was supposed to make her win and the little lady was supposed to sit back and let him. Itsuo, you're setting back women's lib by about fifteen years - I hope you're pleased. However, this does mean his plan is going... JUST AS PLANNED. >:D Just on cue, along comes a Raiden, who is onto Itsuo's little shenanigans and isn't pleased to not be Itsuo's Number One. Oh, Raiden. Grow a set. :| The two argue over Miyuki, and then over Seikou, then Itsuo tells Raiden he's Very Disappointed In Him. I'm sure Raiden's heart aches. [D6]

Raiden Shindou, after a spot of flashbacking to his failure at debate, finds Sakura's body not long after the gunfight that killed her, retrieving a certain pair of notes and finding out about Seikou Ishida's demise through those. Moving on, he finds himself with Itsuo Tateno and Miyuki Ishida, where the revelation about Seikou's death goes down like a lead balloon with both of them after Itsuo's insistence he was totally forced to let Seikou go, yessiree. The two argue and bitch a tad more, then Raiden pistol whips Itsuo right. in. the. face. Handbags at dawn, ladies. [C7-D6] FIGHT TO THE DEATH - Raiden Shindou vs Itsuo Tateno
DEATH: Itsuo Tateno

Kinuka Asano's entire program run can be explained by psychology. The kind of psychology that frequents TV talk shows. You, Dr Phil, are fooling no one. :| Meanwhile, Kinuka's father goes to place a bet on his own pregnant daughter. FOR SHAME, GOOD SIR. Aaand back in the program, Kinuka blames her foetus for making her kill people right before Kasumi Ren pops in with the report, leaving Kinuka's foetus with three people to force her to kill. You go, psycho manipulative foetus. [C7]

Miyuki Ishida flashes back to abandoning her brother for the sake of peer pressure, before snapping back in to RAIDEN SHINDOU delivering a ROUNDHOUSE KICK to Itsuo's throat. Remember, kids. Raiden Shindou does not sleep. He waits. Miyuki is understandably not pleased at her boyfriend's sudden death, but as Raiden rightly points out, it's one less person to have to kill herself. Yeah, uh. That's Raiden. Always thinking of others. [D6] FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Miyuki Ishida vs Raiden Shindou
DEATH: Raiden Shindou

Wow, I think this is the closest the syn has gotten to being totally caught up all version. In endgame. Yep. I rock.

[[D7]] Ryo Ikeuchi finally figures out that Itsuo has been lying to him. He flashes back to times with a girl from his old school, Aya, who pretty much apologizes to Ryo for him hitting her, starting a painful cycle of abuse, apologies, more abuse, various unsavory men, and a little bit of selling herself on the side. See what you've done, Ryo? Just kidding. Actually, they just had sex, and then she never called him again. In the Program, things are heating up between Ryo and Itsuo, and I don't mean in the sexy way, unless you're into ero guro or something. SOMEONE GON' DIE. FTD: Itsuo wins. DEATH: Ryo Ikeuchi. Six to go!

[[D7-B7]] Taichi Nawabe's sister cries for the brother she'll never see again, and also manages to somehow tempt us to buy cologne. And in a flashback, we see Taichi shooting his mouth off at an older gangsta, and getting actually shot at in return. Fail. In game, Taichi is fed up of waiting for Miyooks, and so he sets off on his own, looking for Ryuichi and Kazu. And find them he does, in all their gory nastiness. Taichi greets their corpses by puking and toddling off again, only to run into the bodies of Mai, Kaoru, Hisa, Mami and Raiden. Except Raiden is a horrible actor and Taichi figures out that he's not dead pretty much the second he sees him. Huh. One guy, alive, surrounded by four girls, dead. Nope, doesn't look suspicious at all.

[[B7]] Raiden Shindou's brother, Makoto, finds out via a trading card that Raiden is in the Program. Cue a freakout of epic proportions. Mr. Shindou doesn't seem to care all that much, though. Once you lose one child and send another off to rot at boarding school this kind of thing stops being a pain in the ass, I guess. Meanwhile, Raiden shoots Hisa and then gets all emo. So emo, in fact, that he sidles up to Mami's body and pretends to be dead. ...Yeah, that's not normal. He's still lying there in the rain when Taichi happens upon his merry band of corpses and assumes that Raiden has been luring the girls over one by one, pretending to be dead, and then shooting them when they get close. The two boys bitch and threaten each other, both waving around their guns for ages before actually using them. FTD: Raiden wins. DEATH: Taichi Nawabe. 5 to go!

[[E7-D7]] Miyuki Ishida is kind of smug and kind of apathetic about killing Suzuka. She steals her stuff and ponders about/flashes back to her father making a big stink about how awesome Japan is and how only delinquents get put in ~*~The Program.~*~ Sadly, it's probable that Miyuki still believes him on that one, knowing this class. Anyway, Miyooks wanders on, stopping to bitch about the report and the lack of deaths on it (because dying is only not okay if you're Seikou), and then thinks about her little sister and how she Has To Win because having her parents lose both twins is just too much angst for one family to bear. Even though their mom is totally off being psycho somewhere and probably doesn't even know they're in the damn Program. Wuteva, Miyuki. Oh, and then she sees Itsuo kill Ryo. Sadly, the two LOVAHS are not as happy to see each other this time around. BAW. Cry moar, etc.

[[C7]] Sakura Tsumatsu is afraid to leave Yukio because she figures he's probably gonna die and she sucks at saying goodbye to people. Yukio is all, 'Betch, please, this isn't a Jdrama.' However, before they get get into it too much (ohoho) the report airs, and Suzuka is on it. Pissy and desperate, Sakooks aims her rifle at Yukio, making him shriek like a little girl. All that pointing and shrieking doesn't stop him from correcting her grammar, though. After a minute, Sakura awkwardly decides she should leave, because now that she did the whole rifle-in-the-face thing is going to be really embarrassing if she stays. So she toddles off, and just in time, because Yukio is shot minutes later. Whoops.

[[C8]] Ryuji Miyosaka's death post. :C There are pictures, and punctured lungs, and flash-forwards. Go read it!

[[C7]] Kinuka Asano shoots Yukio and then snarks over his body. Man, what a betch. She decides that the Program just isn't fair and that's why she deserves to win over grotsky bitches and arrogant shitheads. You're only coming to this conclusion now, Kinooks? Oh, wait, it's the same thing you've been whining about ever since you woke up in the bank. My bad. Oh, and also, she notices that Yukio had the machete that Sakura stole from her, which means the two class reps were together. Flashing back to a hilariously misguided debate about logging, Kinuka stalks her way over to the car dealership and runs smack into Sakooks. The two girls don't mince words, suffice it to say.

[[B7-C7]] Raiden Shindou shoots Taichi. Man, this is getting so repetitive. Oh, and then he stands around like a dork, asking the dying boy what he should do now. Well, go shoot someone else, Raiden, duh! Instead of doing that, Raiden ducks into some random house and takes a bath, then changes into Taichi's clothes. He rummages around in the bags he stole borrowed from Taichi, only to find Miyuki's inhaler and her video camera. Raiden dorkily plays around with the camera and watches scenes of Miyuki dorkily filming their group of friends while everyone mocks each other. You think the bitch clique are the meanest in the school, but actually it's the nerds. But whereas the bitches are mean to everyone outside of their friend group, the nerds are just mean to other nerds. It's weird, I know. But anyway, then Raiden toddles off to die. No, I'm serious, that's what he does. :|

[[C7]] Sakura Tsumatsu flashes back to playing Truth or Truth (copyright Chat) in her dorm room with Emi and Hanako. Emi asks if Sakura could go back to a point in time in her life, would she, and if she could change the outcome, would she? After some angsty hesitating, Sakooks says she would go back to when her parents divorced, but she wouldn't change anything because it's made her what she is today. An ice cold, introverted, poker-playing boarding school brat. :C In the game, Sakura hides away in the car dealership and misses her mom. Aw. She also ponders over whether or not to play. Psst, final five, you might as well, right? She also flashes back to the Debate of Doom and Hairspray, and lo and behold, it summons Kinooks. The two girls fire at each other betchily. FTD: Kinuka wins. DEATH: Sakura Tsumatsu. 4 to go!

[[D7-D6]] Itsuo Tateno flashes back to riding on the train with Miyuki. She toddles off to do something so he uses the opportunity to erase Fusane's Tape of Suicidal Glory, and he's all relieved after he does it, but he totally doesn't know Fusane is haunting him now, and pissed. Meanwhile, Itsuo and Ryo face off. Ryo slices Itsuo's arm, so Itsuo retaliates by shooting Ryo in the stomach. Ryo's all, 'blargh I am dead.' Itsuo totally abandons him to chill out with Miyuki in the rain. He starts apologizing all over the place for screwing up and not 'fixing' her, which doesn't go over well, and then Miyuki's all, 'betch, what happened to my brother?' in a pissy voice, so Itsuo figures he'd better answer her, only he might possibly lie about it in case the truth makes her Even More Angry.

Since I am a lazy, lazy Laurra, I got others to do my dirty work for me this time. Well, actually, Gabby volunteered to do five of these, and then I was really tired and bullied suggested David II do the other five for lulz.

So I actually did nothing of this syn. |D ♥

~*~HERE WE GO~*~ ALMOST CAUGHT UP~*~ I WILL DO THE REST MYSELF I PROMISE~*~

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[[B7]] Raiden Shindou shows the world he can curse just as well as the women of his class as he mopes over Mami’s corpse. Not long after, the report airs, informing him of not one but two of his best friends’ deaths. With this evaluation, the concept of saving everyone seems… Well, let’s just say N/A. He then takes a quick moment to remember happier times with Kentaro. Y’know, happier times? Lying in the dorm, lips dry… the air thick with emotion… Okay, I have no idea where I’m going with this. >_> ANYWAY, after moving a short distance, Raiden runs into Hisa Aimono –Captain of the Kaoru Ishibashi fan club-, and the Queen Bee’s very own corpse. All parties involved are obviously quite thrilled. After a brief scuffle, it’s vote time! FTD: Raiden wins. DEATH: Hisa Aimono. 9 to go.

[[D5-E7]] Miyuki Ishida is tired. Also, she doesn't pray to God any more. She prays to Seikou! ... ... ...Huh. In a flashback, Miyuki is making some sort of documentary to send home to Papa Eyeshyduh when two of the bitches show up. Suzuka and Kinuka are doing typical bitch things. Their bitchiness isn't anything new to a Haramichi student, but Miyuki figures dear old daddy will appreciate learning about the girls who torment and bully herself and her brother, and so she starts filming them! But they notice. And they mock her. And Miyuki wishes she was pretty like them. ;_; Back in the Program, she thinks about how she hates the whole gosh darned thing. And then runs into Suzuka. Hmm. Vote time. DEATH: Suzuka Otomo. 8 to go.

[[D6-D7]] In a flashback, Past!Itsuo Tateno shows us that just when we thought Fusane couldn’t get any creepier, WHAM! She shivs you in the kidney and leaves you crying in the corner. Back in the game, Itsuo and Ryo share a special, if not awkward moment atop the clocktower. In this time Itsuo decides it’s Ryo’s time to be purged, before flashing back to some cute awkwardness with Miyooks and Mr. Tateno. After this, we catch a glimpse of Ryo talking about babies, kittens and rainbows before finally ending with one big seizure of a sidestory. Look ma’, them there words is movin’, they is!

[[A sandy vagina]] Report 10 is up! On it are two more deaths. Eight students left! Remember, Kasumi hates slacking children!

[[D7]] In something of a daze, Ryo Ikeuchi wonders how far the program has gotten him on a personal (Not just a manly, I-killed-seven-people-with-my-bare-hands) scale. In his ponderings, he notices how Itsuo’s eyeballs are lying to him, and in turn remembers a time where he beat up a girl and his own mother for doing similar. Both incidents pleased Ryo, and he realizes he liked the angst-ridden days of school much more than he enjoyed the hijinks involved in committing mass-murder with Hisa Aimono.

[[D6]] Lesbian tension is rampant (and so hot) as Kinuka Asano stares at a sleeping Suzuka Otomo in a flashback. She looks so pretty when she's slee-- I'll stop now. Meanwhile, Kinuka is reflecting- yet again- on just how vile and twattish and atrocious and, and, vulgar the rest of the class is. Basically she just reaffirms to herself that they're all a bunch of... a... a bunch of- ugh-... bastards.

[[D6-C7]] In chapter 29 of SUPER RAINBOW SPARKLE FRIEND: Kinuka Asano, our hero, faces an internal struggle as she worries whether or not her jacket will last in the rain! Gasp! To make maters worse, the possibility of Miyuki having made more kills than her is beginning to seep in, causing her to rush into finding another classmate to kill. In her struggles, she runs into Rita Repulsa Yukio Inokuma! Flashing back to…’pleasant’ times >_> , Kinuka prepares to kill the boy before she is interrupted by the latest report. Finding out her very best friend is dead, Kinuka forces her anger on the closest thing she can find –her victim. Vote results in kill. DEATH: Yukio Inokuma. 7 to go!

[[C7]] The class representatives have a mini reunion when Sakura Tsumatsu comes across a wounded Yukio Inokuma. She figures out, through a clever bit of logic, that Meyucky Eyeshyduh was the only one who could have injured him and killed Ryuji and Sayuri. Which sucks, because Sakura kind of liked her. I mean, Miyooks doesn't even chatspeak or anything. Sakooks has rspkt 4 dat. She and Yukio talk about their respective plans, and Sakura doesn't know what to do with him. She never has, apparently, because in a flashback we see Yukio reveal... something. Something that Sakooks NEVER BRINGS UP AGAIN. (He's kind of cute, Sakooks. Give it a chance.)

[[D7]] Itsuo Tateno is smarter than the average nerd, and is disappointed in himself for plotting to steal Ryo’s pic-a-nic baskets LIFE. Meanwhile, we flash back to everyone thinking good ol’ Itsuo is one stitch short of a sweater vest during the aftermath of Fusane’s death. Itsuo proves this assumption true, to Ryo at least, as he imagines each of the remaining classmates as factors in some sort of EPIC math equation. Unfortunately, Ryo is left as little more than a remainder and the pair breaks into a fight. Who will emerge victorious? :O The bloodthirsty killer, or Ryo? Lmao j/k.

[[The Sarchasm]] Report 9 goes up. Nine deaths, bringing us to the final ten. I have a feeling everyone left gave a sneaky little laugh when this report went up. I KNOW I DID. :O

[[B7]] Raiden Shindou flashes back to losing a debate against Kaoru, Queen of the Bitches. Back in the game, it's Kaoru's turn to lose, and lose badly, as Raiden shoots her in the stomach and she lies on the ground, dying in horrible agony. For hours. Raiden thinks briefly about putting her out of her misery, but can't bring himself to do it because shooting people is wrong, so he just stands there instead. But-- you just-- ... :| Oh, Raiden. You are a special breed indeed.

[[D7-D6]] Kinuka Asano remembers happier, ditzier times with Mai. Who is now dead. Seikou awkwardly tries to comfort her, and Kinooks eventually cries herself to sleep. When she wakes up later, Seikou hasn't taken advantage of a perfect opportunity to escape, and is still there. The two move on, and then Seikou ends up tripping and puncturing a lung and DYING. And thus Kinuka continues her streak of 'everyone she comes into contact with dropping dead.' DEATH: Seikou Ishida. TEN TO GO.

[[D6]] Ryo Ikeuchi channels Keizou as he attacks Ryuichi and Kazu. He decapitates the gay gang boy and then rips out Ryuichi's throat. With his bare hands. Kid needs some serious anger management. He flashes back to beating up on Terada and Terue, who, let's face it, kind of deserve it just for being Terada and Terue. Back in the present, Ryo tries to drown himself, then changes his mind. I think we've officially entered that stage in endgame where everyone is Super Emo About Everything. YAYYYY!

[[D6]] Kinuka Asano is all 'boo hoo my not!boyfriend is dead and so are all my friends except Suzuka!' CRY MOAR, Kinooks, geez! However, after the report, she puts on her game face since there's only ten people left and all. That means only nine people have to die before she can leave this vile place filled with vile people and vile death and destruction and VILE VILE VILE AMG. Okay, maybe that was a slight exaggeration. |D

[[C8-D7]] Taichi Nawabe's brother is all, 'GO FIGHT WIN!' ...and then he loses, whoops. In the game (stfu), Taichi and Miyuki Ishida are all, 'oh ho HO!' as they go through Ryuji and Sayuri's stuff. They snark over the few items they do find ("LOL LOCK PICKING SET OMG LOL"), and then it starts to rain. Foreshadowing of the Emo Shower to come?

[[D7-D5]] ...Yes. Miyuki and Taichi move on, still all, 'oh ho HO!' about how awesome and badass they are, and then the report goes up and whoops, Seikou and Mami are both on it. But mostly Seikou, since this is a Miyuki post. So much for being awesome and badass, as Miyooks toddles off in the rain by herself to have a mental breakdown. P.S.: A rundown of flashbacks. The twins' mom is crazy. The twins' mom gets arrested due to her craziness. The twins are introverted and emo. Boo.

[[...A Year Ago]] Umeka Kaza FINALLY gets a death post. It is full of death and Keizou. And nostalgia.

[[E7-D6]] Itsuo Tateno starts talking to a camera like a crazy person. Not to the people behind the camera (figuratively), but to the camera itself. ...Oh, Itsuo. We get a ~*~flashback~*~ to some more camera hate, this time with the nerds at a restaurant, and then to another one with that scary Fusane and her own camera. You know, I probably wouldn't like cameras either if I had a 'friend' like Fusane. Back in the game, the report goes up, and Itsuo is like 'O SHIT KINUKA--' and basically feels like a huge retard about the whole Seikou thing. To make up for it, he almost kills Ryo. Almost.

[[D6]] Ryo Ikeuchi was once saved from a suicide attempt by Itsuo. It's for this reason that Ryo decides to trust him. In endgame. With ten people left. OH, YOU SILLY GUYS. The two of them huddle together under an umbrella and forgive each other for being douchey back at school. Weirdest alliance evarrrrrrrrrr~!

[[C7-A7]] Ryo Ikeuchi flashes back to an emo trip home. The emoness is probably exacerbated by the fact that Itsuo and Miyuki are tagging along, too. Things get awkward when the trio show up at Ryo's house and he spazzes out at his parents. Aaand in-game, Ryo arrives at the airport. He hides in the helicopter. That is all.

[[C8]] Sayuri Ono is fighting with Yukio and ends up popping her shoulder out of its socket. Luckily for her, Ryuji shows up at the last second to ~*~save the day~*~. Oh, but then everyone gets shot, so it turns out there will be no day-saving necessary. PS: Flashback about not wanting to marry Ryuji. Kazu is understanding. No suicide necessary either.

[[The Past]] Pre-Haramichi!Raiden Shindou drags his twin brothers to a frozen pond and stupidly suggests they have a race across it. You can all see where this is going. The ice breaks, sending both twins into the icy water, but Raiden only manages to save one of them. Cue guilt trip of the century.

[[E7-D7]] Kinuka Asano flashes back to sending a hilariously awkward IM to Miyuki instead of Seikou. WHOOPS. And then pretending she doesn't like him in front of the other bitches. In-game, she and Itsuo are just starting to get along when Seikou shows up. There's some really awkward conversation and then Kinuka randomly suggests Seikou go with her. Itsuo's all, "OKAY |D" and thus, Kinuka and Seikou toddle off together. And then the report is announced.

[[B7]] Raiden Shindou flashes back to his dad telling him they're sending him to boarding school. Geez, you kill one brother and look what happens. :| In-game, Raiden and Mami stumble across Mai's body and are just making plans to vacate the area when Kaoru shows up, shooting at them like a crazy person. Mami is hit and dies T__T, sending Raiden into a frenzy. He aims at Kaoru and fires. OH SNAP.

[[A7-D6]] Ryo Ikeuchi learns via a flashback that Haramichi is for everyone... even mother-beaters. And teacher-beaters. And teenage girl-beaters. Ohh, Ryo. In-game, he's wandering around pondering about life and all that when he stumbles across two fellow students. It's kill or be killed, and Ryo chooses the fooormer~ VOTE. Two deaths: Ryuichi Nakano and Kazuki Hoshikawa. Eleven to go!

[[E7]] Itsuo Tateno's all, 'So you know your sister?' Seikou's all, 'Yeah...?' Itsuo's all, 'I'm hitting that.' Seikou's all, 'T______T'... Which brings us to a flashback of drugged up sex! It's pretty good you didn't mention that, Itsuo, or Seikou might have been less 'T___T' and more 'D:<.' Back in the game, Itsuo makes his way to Suzuka and Sakura. He generously gives each of them one of Yoko's guns. And then he runs off. Nice guy. |D

[[C8-C7]] Yukio Inokuma flashes back to pissing Sayuri off in class. And let me just say, if you can piss Sayuri off, you can piss anyone off. Just saying. Oh, and then he pisses Ryuji off. That's less bizarre but still hilarious because it's Yukio. In-game, Ryuji has just shown up to ~*~save the day~*~ when all three of them get shot. Yukio, the lucky duck, manages to escape with two wounds and a gun.

[[C8]] Sayuri's death post. Just read it, it is amazing. :(

[[E7-C7]] Lil' Sakura Tsumatsu learns that prejudice is wrong. Even against Tayraa. (Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that, but okay.) In-game, Itsuo shoves a huge-ass gun at her, which she reluctantly takes. Sakura moves on, trying to avoid other students, but eventually finds herself facing... someone. If you do the math, you can figure out who this person is, but that's on YOU, my friends.

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[[E7]] Sakura Tsumatsu knows that some kids are good and some kids are bad, thanks to her older brother's advice. Unfortunately for her, she gets a crash course in this particular life lesson as Kinuka shoots Satoru, killing him. In response to this, Sakura pwns Kinooks in the nose with her spatula, steals her machete and runs away, but not before Kinuka retaliates by shooting her in the side. Then Itsuo shows up. There is shooting, and screaming, and chaos. Final tally: SATORU, EMI, YOKO: dead. KINUKA, SAKURA: wounded. EVERYBODY: emo.

[[C9-C8]] Sayuri Ono isn't a TOTAL doormat, as we see in a flashback. In-game, she's starting to get irritated with Yukio's lack of faith. In fact, the two of them are so pissy with each other that they get into a fight. And it looks like Yukio's not backing down. Whoops.

[[C8]] Yukio Inokuma goes from wanting to stay with Sayuri to wanting to kill her in about the space of five minutes. ESCAPE? HAH! With that, Yukio pounces on the girl and attempts to strangle her. VOTE! Sayuri is wounded!

[[E7]] Kinuka Asano's mother is watching the Program. Her father? ...Nooot so much. Back in the game, Kinuka is just reacting to her spatula-in-the-nose when Itsuo shows up and shoots her and Yoko. However, as long as she's Not Dead, Kinuka will stay her bitchy ol' self. She starts to snark at Itsuo, but the boy tackles her before she can get too smarmy. What kind of douche shoots a girl in the shoulder? IDK, BUT I THINK HE'S SITTING ON YOUR CHEST, KINUKA. :O

[[D7-C8]] Ryuji Miyosaka is toddling along after Tomoyo's death, not really aware of where he's going. However, he soon runs into none other than Sayuri and Yukio! Ryuji's sister? Is damn amused by this turn of events. I think this entire family is bipolar.

[[E7]] Itsuo Tateno fights with Kinuka over whether his motives for shooting people are any different from hers. Things are getting pretty heated (ooh la la) until Kinuka realizes that Suzuka was one of the people she and Yoko were shooting at. Cue dramatics. After the two of them calm down somewhat, Itsuo decides to help the girl out, even digging his fingers around inside her bullet wound. Hurrgh. Itsuo asks Kinuka not to shoot him because he's just going to kill himself anyway. Fair enough. Kinuka thinks so too. P.S. Fusane is still really scary.

[[D6-C7]] Taichi Nawabe flashes back to a day at the beach with Mami. In-game, he wanders away from Ryuichi and Kazu to take a leak, then spots a familiar head of hair wandering through the botanical gardens. Unfortunately, it turns out not to be Mami, but Miyuki. Same diff, right? The two exchange some awkward small talk and oogle each other's weapons (and sexiness grody arm wounds and stuff) before agreeing to go off and kill people together. But Taichi has to go tell Ryuichi and Kazuki first. Miyuki is displeased, but waits for him anyway, because patience is a virtue and all that.

[[C7-C8]] Miyuki Ishida is not just a nerd, you know. She is also a drug dealing artist. How deep. In-game, she decides that having Taichi around could be a good idea, considering he's strong and has a gun. So the two of them toddle off looking for adventure. And lo and behold, they soon stumble across Ryuji, Sayuri and Yukio. It's a triple vote from Miyooks and a single from Taichi. Ryuji and Sayuri are killed, and Yukio receives two wounds. 15 to go!

[[C8]] We travel back in time with Ryuji Miyosaka, who once betrayed his roomie Yukio for gang solidarity with Hideaki. Meanwhile, Ryuji's sister is all horrified that her brother is being targeted by Miyuki and Taichi. This woman is just barrel-rolling through the stages of grief.