((Time for another syn! There are two ~*~guest synners~*~ this week! Josh and Daviiid. *applause* I really couldn't have done it without you guys [really, I couldn't]. Josh did the first Kazuhiro post and Daviiid did the second. Thanks!! :D/))

[B5-C4] The title of this post totally reminds me of a Hannah Montana song why I know that I don’t even. Emi goes for the morning after pill; ‘I WONDER WHO EMI GOT NAUGHTY WITH’ wonders Josh, but I’m afraid we’ll never knowww. (It was Keisuke.) In the Program, Flower Girl Harumi dies. Emi finally realises that they’re all real people. Yeah, there’s no Pinocchio on this class trip. o/

[I2-G2] After the copypasta’d lyrics, the real action starts. In a dream, Mimiko has some pretty intense and fucked up shit happen to her. Directly from Saw, man. Mimiko must’ve watched it before she came. The two Nice Girls meet again (yeah, really) and have a FIGHT TO THE—wait, what? Oh. Just a regular two-way vote. DEATHS: Tsukiko Inoue and Mao Chikamatsu: 20 to go!
Mimiko and Aiko attempt on each other. Both are wounded.

[H3] Report 5! Eight deaths, one guy and seven girls. Guys are fighting back, yo. Twenty to go~

[H6] Will & Grace AKA Kaz and Mary-Sue Kiku have a little BFF fun involving running under fountains in public. And as tempting as it sounds, because they’re all grown up now boring ole’ Kaz doesn’t want to do it anymore for his asshole family's sake. Spoil sport. D: Meanwhile, in-game it's basically a POV of the Taro and Aki post EXCEPT WITH DETAIL OF COURSE. DON'T FORGET THE DETAILS GUYS.

[G2] In this post, nobody has a face. At Yuu’s party, Aiko is a total slut and really wants to fuck Kenji. Mhm. I have a feeling she really wants to fuck Mimiko with a huge dildo, but whatever. Aiko finds out that Tsukiko was planning on killing her all along, but she can’t shoot because she hurt her finger! …okay. Aiko takes this as her opportunity… but wait! Mimiko comes and the two fight it out, yadda yadda. You all know the story. That little toy bird thing blinds Aiko in one eye.

[H6-I4] Taro doesn’t want to be with Kiku’s Harem, but he won’t leave. Akimitchi is gross, because he’s a burn victim. D:< Anyway, Taro thinks people should STFU about Kiku and her baby and focus on the more important things… but again, he stays and helps them anyway. Must be something to do with his dependency on people (duh). In a flashback, Taro’s family ~*~hate~*~ him because they have to leave everything behind. What a bastard. :| Everyone knows what a huge cunt Taro is, yup.

[B5] Miyako and Aimi could’ve been great friends in high school. Well, it kind of sucks about the Program, huh? Aimi is apparently blind, and gets fucked up by our resident stoner (Miki). Miyako gets shot in the hip, and a big chunk of her gets blown off, apparently. Ew. Yuya comes out of the shadow… I’M SURE HE’LL HELP. He wasn’t playing five minutes ago. Nope!

[H6-14] Kazuhiro Tsukino is bad at conversation – don’t give up your day job buddy. More awkward chatting between Kiku, Mitch and Kaz… I almost feel sorry for them. Akimitchi wants to protect Kiku some more (is anybody else getting de ja vu now?). Enter flashback with Kaz, Akemi and his bro… Joy! After the flashback Kaz gets hold of Taro and asks him some questions which is totally IC for a teenage boy… Taro doesn’t care about the child, but I’m sure he’s not the only one. o/ Kiku rejects Mitch, she didn’t want to do it with him – really! The report and unsurprisingly, Kaz is touched by the names of the dead. He thinks of all of them, Kiba, Kenta… GUESS WHAT! FLASHBACK TIMEEE!!! Yay! >_< Kenta and Kaz this time, and Kenta being the great person that he is… is a dog-lover. But Kaz knows how to lighten the mood, his father won’t let him have pets… poor Kaz, I feel for him, I really do…

[B5] Yuu’s party is so wild. Oh, yeah. So fuckin’ wild, someone spiked the punch. Never been to a party this wild before—uh, anyway. Kana wants to fuck, so Akio takes her to a bedroom and Katashi keeps watch outside. Does anyone else find this creepy? Hearing your friends fuck… gross, man. Seriously, what the eff. Kana knows that Akio won’t be on the report, she just knows. She’s right (who woulda guessed it?). One point for Kana! After the report, she stumbles upon her ex-boyfriend Kenji. I WAS SHOCKED AS HALE. I never would’ve thought that they would meet in the Program, oh no. The two share some pretty freakin’ awkward conversations (cringeee), but y’know… that’s how they roll. Kenji wants to stay with Kana, even though she dumped him for a stankin’ hobo. The two reminisce about That Fat Fucking Bitch Fuuka, and Kenji is upset he couldn’t ~*~protect~*~ her, but now he wants to protect Kana. Who dumped him. For stanky Akio.

[I4] Even though Kazuhiro is apparently in I4, the post starts off at the lodge. Whoops. We’re still on Taro’s last post here, but from a different POV! Thrilling. In a flashback, Kazuhiro doesn’t remember the answers to a test, and is sad that his family will just tell him to work harder. His family are so fucked up. And back with the foursome, the last part of Taro’s post is blatantly ignored, and instead they visit the visitor’s centre because Kiku felovalol. Great. Kiku still wants to go to the clinic later, though – yeah, that’s awesome. Go when you’re in even more intense labour and the baby is halfway out your cunt. :D

[[J3-I2]] Mimiko Hashimoto meets up with Mao, who freaks out and faints at the sight of blood. Good luck in the rest of the game, Mao. There's a flashback where the kids learn latin and the other nice girls tell Mao that they don't think any differently of her for being afraid of blood. Yeah, because blood is such a weird thing to be scared of, you guys. It's unheard of! Anywayyy, then the report airs and Mimiko faints shortly after that. For like five seconds. Lots of fainting going on here.

[[G5-E5]] Emi Sekiyama sort of stands around awkwardly while Miki and Kaz have their big drama-llama. She decides to follow Miki because Miki has more to offer her. Cue flashback about Emi meticulously going through the class trying to figure out who'd vote for her in the class rep elections and deciding that to get on Miki's good side, she should buy some pot from her. Oh, Emi. Back in the game, Harumi also decides that Miki's more useful than Kaz. And also she might be able to help with Emi's burns. Whatver. I think Harumi just has a girlcrush on her. The girls decide to play. Well, Emi and Miki do. Harumi just stands there all uptight going "Guuuuys D: Bad ideeeea."

[[C3-B5]] Miyako Kitagawa tries to make conversation with Aimi about the crispy sex that's been alluded to on the last report. Aimi is not interested and wants to go to the sporting goods store so that she can find a bat or something. Then they run into Yuya, who's all, "THANKS BUT NO THANKS," and leaves again. Mmkay.

[[H4-I4]] Fuuka Kuroki kinda sorta realizes that Nobuko has absolutely no chance of surviving. And that she herself has very little chance of surviving. So she totally fuckin' grabs Nobuko and hurls the both of them off a cliff. I guess it was a mercy kill, but judging by the way Nobuko screamed and struggled the whole way down, she probably didn't think it was very merciful. Either way, they both crash down to the rocks below. :C
DEATHS: Nobuko Kansui and Fuuka Kuroki. 24 to go.

[[D6-E5-B5]] Kana Minamino is grossed out by crispy sex. She also doesn't want to find anyone. Anyone except AKIO, that is, the rabu of her life...u. Too bad Akio can't use chopsticks correctly or maybe her parents would have rabu'd him too. However, despite all that, Kana still has things to be thankful for. Like her life. For now. *ominous music*

[[E5-B5]] Miki Honda figures that since escaping is pretty much impossible, and she has a machine gun and all, she might as well just kill some people. SO WHAT IF SHE'S GOING AGAINST ALL HER OWN MORALS? THEY WERE SORT OF FAKE MORALS ANYWAY, as explained to us in a flashback where Miki pretends to care about homeless people so she can get a boyfriend. Anyway, after the report, the girls happen to run into Miyako and Aimi. Emi urges Miki on by whispering in her ear. Quit being such a creeper, Emi. There ends up being a shootout that leaves both Aimi and Harumi dead and causes Yuya to run back into the fray because Yuya loves dead people.
DEATHS: Aimi Katsu and Harumi Munemura. 22 to go.
VOTES: Miki attempts on both Miyako and Yuya. Both are wounded.

[[H1-G2]] Aiko Sakada and Tsukiko walk. As they walk, they talk... about Mimiko. Why am I not surprised. There's a flashback where Aiko kinda sorta figures out she's a total lesbian and Hikari the Angel is like, "It's okay, just be yourself!" Because that's totally what anyone would say in a country that kills off gay people or sends them to labor camps. After hearing about the flashback, Tsukiko is also okay with Aiko's gayness. What are the odds? Then they listen to the report. o/ Aiko feels bad.

[[C4]] Kenji Matsuda is sooooo tired omg. Surely it won’t hurt if he rests a little bit. As he sleeps, he dreams/flashes back to calling Taro on his brand!new!cell phone, courtesy of the government. Kenji knows the government is sort of a big stupid dildo, but he just doesn’t care. When he wakes up, it’s only to find out that Seira let him sleep through the last report. Kenji is not pleased and rather than start bickering with her as he would normally do, instead he nearly pushes her off a ledge. Seira is understandably pissed at this and decides to leave Kenji standing there like a loser. BAW.

[[H6]] Akimitchi Tsurikan is super pissed off to see Taro. Kazuhiro, on the other hand, he's cool with. You see, Kaz is gay (did you know?), so that means he won't want to touch the beloved Kiku's privates. Akimitchi accuses Taro of RAPING Kiku. Taro's like, "*eye roll*" but Kazuhiro is like, using his detective skills to get to the bottom of these accusations. Akimitchi tells Kaz that he's Kiku's boyfriend now. Kazuhiro's like, "Oh. That's awkward."

[[I4]] Haruki Masato finds Ryo Jo's pantsless body. And then, while he's still like, "OH SHIT A BODY--" he hears Fuuka and Nobuko jump/get dragged off their cliff. Wow, poor Haruki. Soooo he does what any sane person would do and... oh. Oh, wait. He runs towards the bodies. Um, okay. Also, flashbacks about how he and Keitaro fall in loooove. |D

[[J3-I4]] Haruki Masato suspects that the purpose of the danger zones might just be to force the students into a smaller area of play so that they will all be more likely to run into and therefore kill each other. Haruki, I think you might just be onto something there. Keep up the detective work and maybe by day three you'll realize there can only be one winner. Haruki hides as Kotone narrowly passes him by on her way to greener pastures (or in this case, rockier pathways) and has a flashback wherein she acts like a bitch to him.

[[Studio 54]] Report 4 is up. There are three deaths and no NPCings. Reports are so wonderfully easy to syn.

[[I5-G5]] Miki Honda listens to the third report and realizes that her friends are deeeeead. Kazuhiro is all, "LOL SO? THEY WERE JUST HIPPIES," which angers Miki, who decides to go off by herself. Emi follows her because girl with machine gun > closeted gay boy, and thus, Kaz's Angels are no more. P.S. No. Dude, no. She was drunk. Masakichi. What you did is rape. You raped Miki. HONK HONK!

[[I5-G4-H5]] Kazuhiro Tsukino splits up with Miki and takes a fucking nap. Oh yes. In a flashback, Kaz gets into a fight with his mother because she doesn't approve of his friends. A Tsukino son does not befriend someone who smokes. D:< DUH.

[[I6]] Hana Gomi used to be smart. Now she's just a fatty whose vagina lips tremble when she sees Eizo Horiguchi. After Hana's breast-rubbing, crotch rubbing and moaning doesn't make Eizo want to hang around, as a last resort, Hana actually asks him to stay with her. I think Hana should have just sat on him. Sure, he would have suffocated, but he wouldn't have been able to leave, either.

[[E5-H5]] Taro Hanazawa calls Emi's number on the eavesdropping device and sits there listening to her breathe. 83 He's interrupted by the report, however, where his suspicions about Kiku having sex are confirmed. Ew. At the end of the post, he runs into Kazuhiro. Whoopdi ta! Flashbacks: Taro's parents are never home. Taro knocked Kiku up and then tried to make her feel bad about it. STUPID NON-PSYCHIC WHORE.

[[H5-H6]] Kazuhiro Tsukino AGAIN. He runs into Taro and they listen to people on the eavesdropping device. I totally would too, so I shouldn't judge. *does anyway* OH, and Kaz tells Taro about Emi becoming a dirty burn victim. Taro is suitably horrified. At the end of the post, they conveniently run into Mitch and Kiku. :O!

[[H6]] Kiku Mori wants to die after having sex with Mitch. I guess he was really, really bad. Luckily, she's saved from his horrible face by the report, and uses that as an excuse to leave him. After like ten minutes, though, she's back, because SHE'S IN LABOR. Wow, that was fast. Oh and then Gay Boy and Monophobe show up.

[[B5]] Yuya Murakami sits by the riverbank, washing off Honami's eyeball. Suddenly, out of nowhere, [insert any NPC here] rushes at Yuya and tries to kill him! Yuya accidentally stabs [insert any NPC here] and feels bad about it, despite the fact that a few minutes ago he was thinking about all of his old friends as "potential kills." Mmhm. Despite having been stabbed in the abdomen, [insert any NPC here] keeps trying to attack Yuya, so Yuya steps on his throat. As you do. Yuya runs away, straight into Miyako Kitagawa, who's like, "Hey, did you just kill a random NPC? |D"
DEATH: Junpei Aragaki. 27 to go.

[[I4-J5-I6]] Kotone Fujino, despite hating Hana Gomi, knows what it's like to be stared at and gossiped about. Because that's what happened to her after her boyfriend committed suicide in the Program, sending her on a downward spiral involving copious amounts of cocaine and many an afternoon spent eating lunch aloooone. In the game, Kotone stumbles upon Kyoko, Eizo and Hana and takes care of business. And by that, I mean shooting the one girl in the class it'd be impossible to miss.
VOTE: Kotone attempts on Hana. Hana dies - 26 to go.

((AN UPDATEEE FFFF. ENJOY. WE NEED TO CATCH UP.))

[J2] PART TWO. HARUKI MASATO. NICE GIRLS ARE ANNOYING (IN FLASHBACK). NICE GIRLS ARE ANNOYING (IN-GAME). HARUKI RUNS AWAY FROM THE CRAZIES. THAT’S PRETTY MUCH IT.

[I1-H2] Aiko Sakada and Tsukiko… don’t really follow-up on the escape plan, like, at all. Eh. Back at home, Aiko’s father wants her to die as Innocent Aiko. Well, she’s fucked that up right there. :/ Way to make your parents proud, gurl. Anyway, Aiko krias for Honami (lol) and her and Tsukiko finally talk about the escape plan again. Oh, and Aiko plays with a cowbell… for some reason.

[G5-I6] HAY, FATTY (by which I mean Hana Gomi, you silly goose. :O) Hana eats and kills, eats and kills, eats and kills. And tries to boil a cat. She gets tired after killing, though, and slumps to the floor CAUSING HER RIPPLES OF FAT TO JIGGLE SO MUCH IT CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE AAHH MAAH GAAHD. DEATHS: KENTA KOBAYASHI AND KIBA SASAKAMI

[D6] Kana Minamino kills Honami, and I can’t think of anything witty to say about it. It’s basically the last Taro post, except from Kana’s POV! YAY. Let’s read about everything twice! \o/ Maybe Honami will turn into a zombie~ >:3 and yeah, Kana and Taro move on and stuff.

[I4] Kotone Fujino plays with a dead Ryo Jo before stealing a bunch of his crap, and then she finds a fuck load of water in the Visitor’s Centre—because they didn’t remove it, I guess. |: She leaves after that. And that’s it.

[C3] Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, goes Miyako Kitagawa’s pen. She feels sad about Hikari dying, but doesn’t everyone? Poor little blind girl. In a flashback, Hikari is her usual goddess of perfection, and Miyako is sort of a bitch to her. Oh, no you didn’t. D:< for some reason Miyako didn’t even know Hikari was blind. lol wat. Anyway, Aimi starts telling a REALLY GOOD STORY, and Miyako just ignores her. Uh, she just listened to yours. Biiitch.

[F5-E5] OHHHHHHJUN—I mean, Yuya Murakami and Wheelchair Person patch things up after WP attacked Yuya with his iron. AT LEAST, ~*~FOR NOW~*~. :O WP doesn’t want to be killed by anyone, because he knows he can’t win (yet he just tried to kill Yuya kk). The report comes, and all of Yuya’s friend are dead (oh no, the Babas!). He krais, sleeps and has a really fucked up flashback about dust and yellow sweaters. When he wakes up, WP overdoses on Yuya’s mother’s medication, and then chops off his leg. Alas, he dies. ): But with a smile on his face, because that’s how you go when you’re puking your guts out (literally). Yuya decides to ~*~play~*~. Oh, yes. Play. DEATHS: WHEELCHAIR PERSON (A.K.A. JUN NAKAMURA)

[D6-E5] The same post again. Taro Hanazawa kills Masakichi, and krais over his dead buddy Atsuo. Taro and Kana move on, because dead bodies are gross and omg they’re gonna turn into zombies. In a flashback, Taro’s childhood friend falls over and dies. Oh. She died of a heart defect, okay!? There’s lots of crying, anyway. Back with the duo, they use the eavesdropping device to get some cable porn. Mmm. Afterwards, Kana leaves because she wants to find Akio. Taro krias. ;_; (IT’S HARD MAKING FUN OF YOUR OWN POST AGFAHSGA)

[I6] Eizo Horiguchi writes about stuff and Kyoko acts like a real girl. If she’s gonna die, she needs to match, okay, Eizo? YOU JUST DON’T GET IT. Eizo sparkles a little. The two of them leave to go to the restaurant, and guess who they find? Oh, of course. Fatty McFat Fat.

[E5-B5] Yuya Murakami steals the weapons from the pagoda, even though they’ve got the blood and guts of his friends on them. Honami’s eye. Yuya is such a sicko. FLASHBACK TIEM: the NPCs let Yuya leave school to be with his mother.

[J2-J3] Mimiko Hashimoto has a fucked up family. Back in the Program, Mimiko herself is toeing the line between nice girl and cold-blooded killer. Since the the two personality aspects are so close to each other anyway, it's hardly noticable. :|

[D6] Taro Hanazawa is inside the pagoda with Atsuo and Kana. After Atsuo goes off to take the longest piss ever, Taro confesses his lust for Kana, who is shockingly cavalier about it. Maybe because when you're in a large-scale fight to the death, having some horny seventeen year old boy confess that he wants to bone you just doesn't matter as much as it normally would. Anyway, their conversation is interrupted by Masakichi and Honami, who've stumbled upon Atsuo and shot him. Taro hulks out and attacks Masakichi; Kana does the same to Honami.
VOTES: Taro vs Masakichi: Kill.
Kana vs Honami: Kill.
DEATHS: Atsuo; Masakichi; Honami. 32 to go.

[E3-C3] So like, Miyako Kitagawa and Aimi come upon the wooden shack. They kind of bicker/talk until Miyako cries and Aimi gives her a hug. Then Aimi lets Miyako sleep through the report, so she finds out Hikari died a few hours later. CLATTER, goes the pen as she drops it in shock. There are also two flashbacks: cooking class and Miyako talking to her sister. Repressed memories ahoy.

[I5] Kazuhiro Tsukino is smooth with the ladies. It helps to be like this when you're a secret gay and you need an excuse to get away from some skanky girl's (Aimi) vagina. So anyway, Kaz is all, "smooth smooth smooth, smoothsmooth?" and Miki's like, "Eh okay," and decides not to shoot him. Thus Kaz is included in the Miki-Emi-Harumi group.

[H4-H6] Kiku Mori like, wants her baby to be born for some ungodly reason. IDK, personally, if I was pregnant in the Program, I would not be very optimistic about my unborn baby's chances should I happen to go into labor in the game. But Kiku is not me, so she asks Akimitchi to have sex with her, which might possibly induce labor. But since it's Kiku, you know it will. o/

[J2] Haruki Masato PART ONE OF TWO. HIKARI'S DEAD. MIMIKO CRIES. HARUKI REMEMBERS. THEY'RE BOTH DEPRESSED. JUNPEI AIBA FREAKS OUT. MIMIKO KILLS HIM. I CAPSLOCK. STAY TUNED FOR PART TWO.

[I2-I4] Kotone Fujino shows Ryo Jo who's boss. She shows him by shooting him, on the run with his pants down, after he drinks her water. "AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME!" Kotone yells before she kills him. I'm just kidding. She actually says, "Did you really think you could outclimb me?" DEATH: Ryo Jo. 31 to go.

[J3-I6] Eizo Horiguchi's mother shows up to pick up a delivery. The guy who meets her is all HURP DURP YOUR KID'S GONNA DIE, EH? and needless to say, Eizo's mom is not very happy about that. In the Program, Eizo is still faking his injury. They take shelter in the little schoolhouse. Then they lay down beside each other for the last time ever. D: They being him and Kyoko, of course.

[H3] Report 3! Six deaths, no NPCings, and a whooole lotta crispy, pregnant sex.

[H6] Akimitchi Tsurikan fucked Kiku. But we don't actually have to read about it, thank god. Anyway, in other news, he's still a creepy stalker. :| He refers to Kiku as his girlfriend and offers her a massage. And all this after he's decided to ~*~play to win.~*~

My first syn as a ~*~real~*~ synner! :D ahaha. Now the syn is up-to-date pretty much!! I HOPE THIS IS AS GOOD AS MY LAST ONE :C


Mimiko Hashimoto's metaphorical bomb explodes. After an ~*~epic battle~*~, where a wounded Junpei manages to almost kill Aiko, Mimiko shoots Junpei. He died (finally!). Anyway, after all that drama, Mimiko decides she needs a hug. Aww, cute. As Aiko moves in for the hug, Mimiko grips her around the throat! :O You see, Aiko must die because Aiko is a murderer! Even though Mimiko is one, too now. Don't forget about yourself, Mimiko. :) DEATH: JUNPEI AIBA

Yuya Murakami and the Wheelchair Person (who doesn't have his wheelchair) run away from danger and talk about Eizo's lies. Jun isn't so sure about hanging around with this Momma's Boy. Ohoho. In a flashback, Baby Yuya krais a single tear (SEE, I told you it'd be coming back). Back in the Program, Jun attacks Yuya... even though, if Yuya died Jun would have to FREAKIN' CRAWL AWAY. Real smart, boy. \o/

Kotone Fujino snores like a bore or something else that snores really loudly. YOU'RE DISTURBING THE HIPPIE, GURL. D:< SHH. On class election day, Kotone thinks its gonna be either her or Emi. Because, y'know. No one'll vote for Miss. I'm Gonna Be A Teenage Mom. Back in the present day, Kotone is telling herself she's not going to be able to hang around Ryo Jo much longer. KOTONE GON' FUCK 'DAT HIPPIE UP. :D!!

Kazuhiro Tsukino has a filler. Kaz and Miyako are friends! NOT DATING, THOUGH. Nope. Miyako is a girl. Kaz thinks girls have cooties. >:C Not Kenji, though. He's pretty. 83 Kaz's family are douchebags, too. But you all knew that.

Aiko Sakada is a huge dyke. SHE RABUS MIMIKO MUCHLY. Back at school, she's a slut. Except not really. She's only pretending to be ~*~slutty~*~ so the cool guys will like her. Thankfully, before Aiko can turn to the Dark Side, Mimiko comes over and saves her. Everyone loves Mimiko! EVERYONE, OKAY? In the Program, Aiko and Mimiko have a cat fight. (,,,)=^_^=(,,,) Mimiko wants to kill Aiko now... even though she just said she saved her. Mhm. Teenage girls sure are confusing. Another flashback. This time, Aiko is getting spanked and eating dog poop. Aiko sure has some weird kinks. o_o ...no, okay. She's being bullied. POOR AIKO. :C In another flashback, Aiko and Rukia get awkward together, and we find out that Rukia is just goddamn boring! D:< Baaack in the Program, Aiko flees the scene and meets up with Tsukiko Inoue. Tsukiko asks, "DO YOU WANNA KNOW A SEKRIIIIT? *CREEPER SMILE*" Do you wanna know what the secret is, dear reader? Yeah, its "Why not think of a way out?" ...which, isn't much of a secret, more like a question. ANYWAY. I guess they're going to try and escape. That'll totally work, guys!

Fuuka Kuroki notices that Nobuko is a retard. She just doesn't understand the Program. NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SEE HIKARI AGAIN, NOBUKO. OKAY? STFD. Anyhoo, someone comes in (I'm preetty sure that someone is Junpei Aragaki, by the way) and the two hide in a cramped toilet. I bet this is reminicsent of your school days, huh, Fuuka? >:3 lawl. After the boy leaves, the two inspect their weapons. Yeah, they got sucky ones. Nobuko doesn't like knifes. Probably because she's too dumb to use one without cutting herself. The girls hear the report and find out that Blind Girl is dead. Oh, boy. That isn't going to go down well.

Kana Minamino moves over to the pagoda and sleeps. A three-year-old Kana gets bullied by the playground ~*~bitch~*~ Miki. LOL. Kana's dolly gets stolen by her, too. Kenji gives her it back, though. That's nice. Her knight in shining armour doesn't stay too long, and dashes once Kana gives him a kiss. GROSS! D:< Oh, Kenji. You'll be wishing Kana would kiss you when you're older and she's blowing Akio every night. 83 Kana wakes up after that and sees Atsuo and Taro and the three of them go into the pagoda.

Keisuke Akita meets up with someone he just does not like. That seems to be happening for a few of our Gaywads. :| In a flashback, the Gaywads judge you (yeah, you). Akemi spits and Keisuke swallows. That's allll you need to know. Akemi, being the sassy girl she is, slaps Keisuke. Keisuke slaps her back. Oh, Keisuke... you big girl. Back in the Program (I'm saying that a lot, sorry :C), the two of them decide to stick together even though they HATEHATEHATE each other. That can't be good.

Kenji Matsuda isn't into kid stuff anymore after knowing that his funeral would suck ass. Kenji, Seira and Yuu listen to the report and talk about who they think is gonna die next. Well, kinda. SICKOS D:< In a flashback, Kenji and Kana ditch Fuuka and start dating. Poor Fat Fuuka. ;_; Back in the Program (lolol sorry), Seira orders him around. Unfortunately, Kenji HITS THE FREAKIN' WASPS NEST with the katana. Yuu gets stung a bunch and dies soon after. I guess you (I could've put Yuu there to be funny |D) <i>were</i> allergic, man. :| DEATH: YUUJI YANAGIHARA

Miki Honda draws a portrait of Emi in a flashback. Miki's is good, but Emi's sucks. ITS FLAT OUT CRAP, BETCH. D:< Miki lies, though and says its pretty. :3 See, she isn't the horrible playground bully she once was. Back with Kaz's Angels, they ask where do we go from here? WELL, MIKI. ♫ WHY IS THE PATH UNCLEAR, WHEN WE KNOW HOME IS NEAR? UNDERSTAND WE'LL GO HAND IN HAND, BUT WE'LL WALK ALONE IN FEAR. ♫ (I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE WILL GET THAT REFERENCE.) On election day, Miki chooses Emi after a two-way tie between her and Kotone (I guess Kotone was right :O). Kotone's like, "D:< BITCH!" while Emi is like, ">:D YAY!" We're back with Kaz's Angels once more, and they actually meet up with Kazuhiro (y'see, I was kind of using that joke too early).

Hello, and welcome to the part of the version where people start writing novels! My name is Laurra, and I will be synning for you today. Please enjoy your time here.

Also, since Zarrah ran off to be a mod, we have a new member of the syn team: Shaun/sjorn. ♥

[I1-J3] Eizo Horiguchi and his NPC girlfriend Kyoko run into Junpei Aiba, who's looking pretty worse for wear. Junpei tells them that Yuya attacked him, conveniently leaving out the whole "I attacked him first" part. While looking for a way to transport Junpei to the clinic, Eizo runs into Jun Nakamura, lies to him for no reason, and then steals his wheelchair. Not to use, just so Jun won't be able to go anywhere. That Eizo, what a guy. Turns out Kyoko and Junpei were going out, and then Kyoko and Eizo were secretly going out, and the two kinda-sorta overlapped. Junpei is understandably pissed about this and starts to throw a hissy fit, so Eizo gives him 9001 more wounds, tells Kyoko that Yuya came back to attack them, and the two GTFO, leaving Junpei lying there in agony. Eizo Horiguchi: Friend to all.

[H4] Kiku "Preggers" Mori listens in horror as Akimitchi "I ♥ Preggers" Tsurikan lies his face off about who killed Daisuke. Don't worry, Kiku. Your crispy lovah will protect you. 83

[I2] Haruki Masato wakes up just in time for the report. He is comforted by the sunrise despite being surprised that such a nice thing could be happening at the same time something so evil is going on. Don't worry, Haruki, the sun rising just means it'll be easier for people to aim at you. :D Oh, and meanwhile, Haruki's mother is watching one of those trashy Program talk shows. The host has deducted, through intense research and introspection (and by that I mean about six hours' worth of half-assed observation) that Haruki and Keitaro are ~*~gay lovahs.~*~ Well, I mean, he's right, but still... someone's got buttsex on the brain.

[H4] Akimitchi Tsurikan lets Kiku sleep on his crispy shoulder. When she wakes up, they discuss their next move. Kiku thinks they should try to form a group with their friends. Akimitchi doesn't want to break it to her that he doesn't really have any friends. I think Kiku already knows that, hon. Akimitchi thinks it would be really awesome if he and Kiku made it to the final two. After all, the rest of the class is full of fiends. And that heinous bitch, Miki, too.

[I4-I5] Kazuhiro Tsukino listens to the report and monologues about all the dead people on it. Afterwards, he hears voices and goes to investigate. Upon seeing Emi, Miki and Harumi, he monologues about them, too. After some internal debate over how to reveal himself, Kaz settles on, "Hi girls." And then he monologues about how his greeting sounded too casual. Kazuhiro: Just call him Syndrome.

[I2-J2] Haruki Masato again. Still butthurt over getting beat up, he vows to return the favor should be run into Eizo again. However, he finds poor, battered Junpei instead. The two set off toward the clinic. Uh, Haruki? I don't think anything can help Junpei at this point... Oh, you're still going to go. Okay. Thass coo, thass coo. Anyway, then they run into Mimiko and Aiko.

[J5-D6] Taro Hanazawa and Atsuo Katsumoto decide to stay off the paths from now on so that they can avoid any other Oh Shit We Have to Drown This Fool Now fiascos. Turns out Taro is feeling kind of insecure because he's used to being overlooked. By basically his whole family, but mostly his parents. That's what happens when your mom's vagina substitutes as a clown car, I guess. Anyway, things are going just fine when the two reach the pagoda and spot Kana Minamino. :O!

[Hiroto's Dying Career] REPORT 2 goes up. There's only one death on it! Mao Chikamatsu is now an NPC.

[F2] Seira Asagiri is hiding from Kenji and Yuu in the bathroom of the grand mountain home. She's forced to join them when the first report (time bubble ahoy) goes up, and she and Kenji get right back to their favorite sport, hating each other. The mountain home is boring as hale, so Seira spends her time dozing/thinking about the good ol' times with Akemi, like that time Seira threw up after binge drinking and Akemi had to sit up with her. \o/ The group decides to hang out at the house until the next report.

[J2] Mimiko Hashimoto is all, "Ew! You can't like girls, you're a girl!" Poor Aiko. Mimiko attempts to help Junpei out, relying on a flashback from health class to do so. Poor Junpei. She also peeks into Aiko's bag and sees her grenades. OMG BETRAYAL. And a bomb metaphor.

Akio Hayakawa is starting to rethink his new status in the class as Philanthropist because funnily enough, toting a blind chick with the personality of a wet dish rag around a mountain range isn't a basket of dead dogs kittens. Also, he has mommy issues. The report comes along, with the announcement that Katashi Oshiro has died. Akio isn't happy, and at this, Hikari expresses a wish to understand him better. So Akio drags her into the bushes. Oh. [G4-F5]

Kazuhiro Tsukino wonders to himself what gives one the greatest chance of winning in the program. Your family cheering you on probably isn't one of those things. Moving on from Kenta and his ankle, Kazuhiro comes across someone else - what's left of one Tatsutarou Iwamoto. Euw. Kazuhiro calms down from the nausea-induced panic attack just in time for report number one. Goody goody. [I4-I4/I5]

As her father reminisces on what a damn nuisance she is (but he loves her anyway), Miki Honda also discovers the body of Tatsutarou Iwamoto (he only wishes he could have been this popular in life) and is also grossed out, leaving fast as she can, only to walk into Emi Sekiyama and Harumi Munemura. [H5-I5]

Mimiko Hashimoto listens to the report and gets pissy at Aiko's comments. Aiko, for some reason, starts interrogating Mimiko on her love life and just when Mimiko is thinking that their shared crush on Akio (of all people) is going to tear them apart, it actually turns out Aiko's into the ladies. Specifically, Mimiko herself. Before Mimiko can give any kind of response to this, Junpei Aiba shows up, and they have to about face turn back to the clinic. [J2]

Fuuka Kuroki is fat. Thus, she cannot handle this whole mountain rambling thing. With a stitch in her side before she's walked ten minutes and a horeshoe for a weapon, Fuuka thinks to herself about useless she is. The glass is half full with this one. Of maple syrup. She's interrupted from this by Nobuko Kansui, who has no idea what's going on or what she's supposed to do. This is like the blind leading the blind here, folks. [H3-H4]

Kenji Matsuda and Seira don't really like one another too much. Also, they're both bitches. They break into a large house and are in the middle of ransacking it when they realise that one Yuuji Yanagihara is there are well. Thass cool, thass cool. [F2]

Emi Sekiyama, in her new status as burn victim, accepts help with her wounds from Harumi, and tries to shake off the images of Tatsutarou. Oh, and here comes Miki. With a gun. How delightful. Emi is forced to explain exactly what happened to Tatsutarou and boy does she milk the self-pity for all its worth. Who actually died here, Emi? YEAH. [I5]

Akio Hayakawa is somehow shocked that Hikari is fighting his attempt to drag her off someplace. Yeah, Akio, how dare she. Getting her somewhere comfortable or whatever, Akio proceeds to. Well. Yeah. And then kills her in case she tells anyone. Because reputation is everything. [F5]
DEATH: Hikari Minami

Yuya Murakami thinks he's killed Junpei. Don't worry, Junpei's like Wolverine or something, it takes more than that. But just in case, Yuya goes back to find him. Then changes his mind and goes elsewhere, finding Jun Nakamura's wheelchair... without Jun Nakamura in it. Jun is lying nearby. So Yuya picks him up and helps him instead. Err... [H1-I3]

Miyako Kitagawa argues with Aimi Katsu about the report - Miyako doesn't want anyone to be on it, Aimi thinks she's stupid. But of course, there is a rather long list of dead on the report, as it comes a few moments after this and informs them. They have another argument, this time about Miyako's friends - Miyako wants to find them, Aimi thinks she's stupid - but oops, Miyako has the gun. But Miyako won't use the gun. But they're going anyway. Oh, okay. [G3-E3]

It's time for a ~*~guest syn~*~! This one is brought to you by Shaun. THANKS, SHAUN! Gaywads 4eva.

Somewhere, Yuya Murakami's mother watches him on TV and a nurse KRAIS A SINGLE RONERI TEAR (keep up guys, you'll be seeing that a lot) for our pal Yuya. Speaking of him, we're treated to a nice explanation by Junpei (who waited for the perfect opportunity to reveal all of this - good thing they were selected for the Program, huh?) about their fathers. Junpei's father somehow got Yuya's father killed... and that made Junpei want to kill Yuya. Yeah. I'll give you a second to take that all in. Junpei mentioned Yuya's mum, and YOU DON'T DO THAT, OKAY!? YOU DON'T MENTION HIS MUM. Yuya pushed Junpei over a bridge and ~*~killed~*~ him. I say ~*~killed~*~ because Junpei didn't really die. He just fell FROM THE TOP OF A BRIDGE and survived. Don't worry, he got a lot of wounds.

DREAM SEQUENCE. Pay attention! Mimiko Hashimoto sees her dad who previously survived the Program (whodathunk?!). She sees a bunch of the Nice Girls dead on the floor. Don't worry, they're not really dead. She also sees the rapist Akio who kills her. Still in the dream here. Mimiko wakes up after that and sees The Lesbian Aiko mewling over her. Unfortunately for Mimiko, Rukia died in the clinic explosion. Mimiko vouches to kill whoever did it to her! (Hey, Mimiko... she's right next to youuu~ :| I bet that's gonna come baaack at some point.)

Hana Gomi is still fat, guys. Really fat. Fat enough to have a heart attack, anyway. She meets the religious snake (KIBA) and she almost kills him. She doesn't, though, and just ends up eating his fucking bread and almost ends up releasing her juices (I'm sorry, that was gross :|). Man, Hana... I don't want to see you eat a chocolate cake or something. Hana trots off by herself, but the religious snake ends up following her fat ass. By the way, did you know Hana's fat?

Eizo Horiguchi and Akemi have angry sex in Flashback Land. Back in the Program, Eizo wants everyone to STFD and STFU about Keitaro. Haruki doesn't wanna listen, but Eizo doesn't wanna to listen to him, either. Ohoho. Haruki ends up getting knocked out by Eizo, who unfortunately thinks Haruki is dead. Eizo's distraught, as is Kyoko. The two decide to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge but can't do it because they're fucking pussies. The two of the find Junpei at the bottom of the bridge. I suspect drama. :O

Kotone Fujino next. She's with Mr. Let's Have a Sing-A-Long Around The Fire Even Though We're About To Die. Ohh, joy. The two exchange few words and Dirty Hippie eats some bread. Back in Flashback Land, Kotone writes letters to someone called Emi. Could it be Emi Sekiyama? I really don't know. I guess we'll find that out later.

Seira Asagiri is still with Kenji Matsuda. She takes the piss out of him for having a cheese knife and the two share awkward conversations. Seira doesn't want him to piss her off. Yeah, I doubt he'll listen to you, Seira. D:< GO ROLL IN THE OCEAN! Yeah, I don't get that joke, either.

Hiroto Toriumi is a dick. I think that's all you need to know. Seven dead, including Keitaro Miyagi. What the hell happened to him, you ask? I doubt you'll ever know. :| *STARES TO THE BABAS* DEATH: Keitaro Miyagi. 38 to go.

Akemi Kasai and Seira bitchbitchbitch while they climb up a mountain. Back in the game, Akemi wonders where everyone is. She's calling y'all out, you better listen. She's got a crowbar and she ain't afraid to use it. Unfortunately for Keisuke, Akemi finds him.

Aiko Sakada's mother is called Terada. Don't worry, it isn't Terada Ito I hope. She doesn't want her daughter to go to school, but Aiko is just like, "STFU okay?" and goes ahead anyway. She meets the Epic Bitch, otherwise known as Miss. Higa... who laughs at Aiko. Like a crazy woman. 'Kay. Her classmates are perverts, too. Back in the Program, Aiko licks Mimiko. Fo' srs. The two listen to the report and Akio thinks Mimiko liked Katashi - um, no. Nobody likes that Purple-Haired Freak, Aiko. The two talk some more and meet up with Junpei Aiba and a mysterious individual.

Harumi Munemura likes climbing... and nature. That's all she likes, apparently. Her and Emi look at pretty things in a flashback, while Harumi looks at a not-so-pretty thing in the Program (otherwise known as Akitmichi's new BFF). Harumi helps Emi with her burns. That's pretty much it. Oh, and she wants to see the stars.

Half done by me, half by Laurra. Fun times.

Haruki Masato wakes up in the classroom and reminds himself that revenge leads to anger, anger leads to hate and hate leads to suffering. Undesirable, that is. Outside, he meets with Eizo Horiguchi and Kyoko Nozuki and the three argue over what they're going to do next and whether or not Keitaro Miyagi can join their clique. Lightsabers away, boys. [H2-H3]

[H4] Kiku Mori, her abusive boyfriend, and her stalker are trying to walk to the museum. It's not going that well, considering Kiku is (SPOILER) pregnant (END SPOILER), which in other words means she is moving at the speed of a beached whale. When they get there, Daisuke goes inside to make sure no one else is there, which gives Kiku and Akimitchi ample time to sit around and discuss their soap opera love triangle thing. Well, I guess if you add in Taro, it's more of a love... antena-shape. Or something.

Miyako Kitagawa has to be told by Aimi that no, actually, she won't be graduating, but God, Aimi, Miyako's just making conversation. God. Aimi makes to leave, but Miyako's not having any of that, holding her gun on the girl and bitching her out and making her apologise. And then makes her carry all the bags for her. Jesus Christ, Miyako, just pimpslap her across the face now and save time. [G3]

[G5-E5] Kana Minamino and her creepy-ass friend, Katashi, share a bottle of water. This is enough to convince Kana that their game has a good chance of going to collars, since the two would never try to hurt each other. Even after Katashi is like, "Hey, bitch, I'm going to kill you now," Kana doesn't quite get it. They shared water, and that means forever. The two of them get into a scuffle that ends rather abruptly as Katashi ends up stabbing himself in the throat with his own weapon. Well. Okay then. DEATH: Katashi Oshiro. 41 to go.

Yuya Murakami, curious to know what Junpei wants to tell him about how his father died, heads to their meeting spot and finds him there. However, Junpei is not just going to tell Yuya, he's going to show him, following the advice of How To Write books everywhere. And at the point this post ends, he's doing a fairly good job. [I1]

[H2-I2] Haruki Masato still wants to find his sekrit boyfriend, Keitaro, but he's stuck with Kyoko and Eizo instead. The group stops to rest, and Haruki gamely tries to ignore Eizo's bitching, but when Eizo says something about Keitaro, he's gone too far. Haruki tries to get Kyoko to go off with him alone, fearing that Eizo is dangerous to have around; and when Eizo overhears his plan, he proves that point by attacking him. Well done, all of you. :|

Keisuke Akita is a little bitch. Remember that, I'll be testing you later. Leaving the school without having gotten Kei's blood on his designer shoes, Keisuke slips and slides his way along the mountain range before finally falling down... and crying like the bitch he is. Oh, Keisuke. [H2/G2]

[H4] Akimitchi Tsurikan wants to have a talk with Daisuke. So while Kiku is asleep, he pulls Daisuke into another room and... accuses him of sleeping with Kiku! Uh. Daisuke basically has the same reaction and pretty much LOLs at Akimitchi, calling him a stalker. Akimitchi ignores this and, proving Daisuke's point, immediately comes to the conclusion that if he leaves, Daisuke will either rape, kill, or rape and kill Kiku. So. He stabs him in the throat with a box cutter. He pulls Daisuke's collar to make the death harder to pin on him and blames Miki for it when Kiku sees the body. That Miki - what a heinous bitch. As Kiku cries over the corpse of her boyfriend, Akimitchi feels triumphant. Hey, I'm just saying what happened. :O DEATH: Daisuke Arai. 40 to go.

[J5] Taro Hanazawa's not gay or anything, you guys. He just had sex with another guy on a regular basis. That guy happens to be Kouji Totani, and when he shows up and orders Taro and Atsuo to show him their weapons, the two are surprisingly not very happy to see each other. Turns out that's because Kouji might be a good lay, but he's also a huge douchebag. Luckily, Taro and Atsuo discover that Kouji's weapon is nothing more than a blow-up, rubber machine gun. Taro tells Kouji that he used him, only fooling around with him when he was feeling lonely. See? Totally not gay or anything. The guys all get into a fight, which ends when Taro and Atsuo hold Kouji's head under water and drown him. Atsuo is surprisingly accepting of Taro's alternative lifestyle. Either that or he wasn't paying attention. Hmm. 83 DEATH: Kouji Totani. 39 to go.

Hana Gomi is fat. Remember this. She leaves the bunker, is unable to find any food and by God that just won't do. Finding her weapon, she realises that hey, it's pretty damn good, actually. Also, she wants to keep a low profile. If you'd said a wide profile, Hana, I might have thought it possible. [H3-H4]