FOURTEEN
((Time for another syn! There are two ~*~guest synners~*~ this week! Josh and Daviiid. *applause* I really couldn't have done it without you guys [really, I couldn't]. Josh did the first Kazuhiro post and Daviiid did the second. Thanks!! :D/))
[B5-C4] The title of this post totally reminds me of a Hannah Montana song why I know that I don’t even. Emi goes for the morning after pill; ‘I WONDER WHO EMI GOT NAUGHTY WITH’ wonders Josh, but I’m afraid we’ll never knowww. (It was Keisuke.) In the Program, Flower Girl Harumi dies. Emi finally realises that they’re all real people. Yeah, there’s no Pinocchio on this class trip. o/
[I2-G2] After the copypasta’d lyrics, the real action starts. In a dream, Mimiko has some pretty intense and fucked up shit happen to her. Directly from Saw, man. Mimiko must’ve watched it before she came. The two Nice Girls meet again (yeah, really) and have a FIGHT TO THE—wait, what? Oh. Just a regular two-way vote. DEATHS: Tsukiko Inoue and Mao Chikamatsu: 20 to go!
Mimiko and Aiko attempt on each other. Both are wounded.
[H3] Report 5! Eight deaths, one guy and seven girls. Guys are fighting back, yo. Twenty to go~
[H6] Will & Grace AKA Kaz and Mary-Sue Kiku have a little BFF fun involving running under fountains in public. And as tempting as it sounds, because they’re all grown up now boring ole’ Kaz doesn’t want to do it anymore for his asshole family's sake. Spoil sport. D: Meanwhile, in-game it's basically a POV of the Taro and Aki post EXCEPT WITH DETAIL OF COURSE. DON'T FORGET THE DETAILS GUYS.
[G2] In this post, nobody has a face. At Yuu’s party, Aiko is a total slut and really wants to fuck Kenji. Mhm. I have a feeling she really wants to fuck Mimiko with a huge dildo, but whatever. Aiko finds out that Tsukiko was planning on killing her all along, but she can’t shoot because she hurt her finger! …okay. Aiko takes this as her opportunity… but wait! Mimiko comes and the two fight it out, yadda yadda. You all know the story. That little toy bird thing blinds Aiko in one eye.
[H6-I4] Taro doesn’t want to be with Kiku’s Harem, but he won’t leave. Akimitchi is gross, because he’s a burn victim. D:< Anyway, Taro thinks people should STFU about Kiku and her baby and focus on the more important things… but again, he stays and helps them anyway. Must be something to do with his dependency on people (duh). In a flashback, Taro’s family ~*~hate~*~ him because they have to leave everything behind. What a bastard. :| Everyone knows what a huge cunt Taro is, yup.
[B5] Miyako and Aimi could’ve been great friends in high school. Well, it kind of sucks about the Program, huh? Aimi is apparently blind, and gets fucked up by our resident stoner (Miki). Miyako gets shot in the hip, and a big chunk of her gets blown off, apparently. Ew. Yuya comes out of the shadow… I’M SURE HE’LL HELP. He wasn’t playing five minutes ago. Nope!
[H6-14] Kazuhiro Tsukino is bad at conversation – don’t give up your day job buddy. More awkward chatting between Kiku, Mitch and Kaz… I almost feel sorry for them. Akimitchi wants to protect Kiku some more (is anybody else getting de ja vu now?). Enter flashback with Kaz, Akemi and his bro… Joy! After the flashback Kaz gets hold of Taro and asks him some questions which is totally IC for a teenage boy… Taro doesn’t care about the child, but I’m sure he’s not the only one. o/ Kiku rejects Mitch, she didn’t want to do it with him – really! The report and unsurprisingly, Kaz is touched by the names of the dead. He thinks of all of them, Kiba, Kenta… GUESS WHAT! FLASHBACK TIMEEE!!! Yay! >_< Kenta and Kaz this time, and Kenta being the great person that he is… is a dog-lover. But Kaz knows how to lighten the mood, his father won’t let him have pets… poor Kaz, I feel for him, I really do…
[B5] Yuu’s party is so wild. Oh, yeah. So fuckin’ wild, someone spiked the punch. Never been to a party this wild before—uh, anyway. Kana wants to fuck, so Akio takes her to a bedroom and Katashi keeps watch outside. Does anyone else find this creepy? Hearing your friends fuck… gross, man. Seriously, what the eff. Kana knows that Akio won’t be on the report, she just knows. She’s right (who woulda guessed it?). One point for Kana! After the report, she stumbles upon her ex-boyfriend Kenji. I WAS SHOCKED AS HALE. I never would’ve thought that they would meet in the Program, oh no. The two share some pretty freakin’ awkward conversations (cringeee), but y’know… that’s how they roll. Kenji wants to stay with Kana, even though she dumped him for a stankin’ hobo. The two reminisce about That Fat Fucking Bitch Fuuka, and Kenji is upset he couldn’t ~*~protect~*~ her, but now he wants to protect Kana. Who dumped him. For stanky Akio.
[I4] Even though Kazuhiro is apparently in I4, the post starts off at the lodge. Whoops. We’re still on Taro’s last post here, but from a different POV! Thrilling. In a flashback, Kazuhiro doesn’t remember the answers to a test, and is sad that his family will just tell him to work harder. His family are so fucked up. And back with the foursome, the last part of Taro’s post is blatantly ignored, and instead they visit the visitor’s centre because Kiku felovalol. Great. Kiku still wants to go to the clinic later, though – yeah, that’s awesome. Go when you’re in even more intense labour and the baby is halfway out your cunt. :D





